| Redemtion Of The Dead... |
[Jun. 4th, 2005|11:16 am] |
ok so many of you know that rob is home. and because rob is home i can finally start filming on my movie. it was originally a resident evil fan film, but i changed the text around... alot... and made it just a randome zombie movie. fun right. lol. i have my main cast all lined up.
Redemption Of The Dead
Written By: Keith Kummer
Directed By: Rob Harford and Keith Kummer
Edited By: Rob Harford
White Rabbit Productions
Cast
Keith Kummer - Mike "Crash" Dryer
Jeff Hans - Josh Blak
Kim K - Jennifer Lions
Jake Miller - Jay Blak
Collin Karp - Leon "Burn" Strife
Ben Badders - Vincent Chaimbers
the only problem is i have like 3 people who want to be zombies. and the movie would literally suck on ice without a shit load of zombies. so thats why im here. if you think you would like to be a zombie in my movie then contact me. my home phone number is 410-882-5113, my cell is 443-416-7056, and my sn is squirlyrules202. so like i said, if your interested let me know. we start filming in about 2 weeks. |
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| Yoda |
[May. 15th, 2005|10:50 pm] |
You all see what truely happends when I am bored as shit...
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[May. 2nd, 2005|08:58 pm] |
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so ive come to the conclusion unless something really really awsome happends in my life.... im just goona post randome acts from stand up comics. i have nothing beter to do then download comic acts and listen to them over and over untill i have them memorized enough to put on here. lol. so have fun reading them. |
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| Mitch Hedberg |
[May. 2nd, 2005|06:16 pm] |
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Mitch Hedberg
February 24, 1968 - March 30, 2005
*I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti!
*I want to get a job as someone who names kitchen appliances. Toaster, refridgerator, blender....all you do is say what the shiit does, and add "er". I wanna work for the Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute. Hey, what does that do? It keeps shiit fresh. Well that's a fresher....I'm going on break.
*I got to write these jokes. So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny.
*You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.
*This product that was on TV was available for four easy payments of $19.95. I would like a product that was available for three easy payments and one complicated payment. We can't tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is going to hard.
*You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something.
*I would imagine if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
*I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I have to tell them something that is going on. "What time is it, Mitch?" "Uh, that guy is eating a hamburger." "Shit, I had to be somewhere..."
*I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.
*At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."
*I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...
*I saw a human pyramid once. It was totally unnecessary.
*This shirt is dry clean only. Which means... It's dirty.
*I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".
*My friend was walking down the street and he said, "I hear music." As if there is any other way of taking it in. I tried to taste it, but it did not work.
*I snake bite emergency kit is a body bag.
*Sometimes I wake up and I think I should start wearing a beret, but I don't do it though. One day I'm gonna though. You bet your ass, I will have a beret on. That's ridiculous, but it's true. I always fight with wearing a beret.
*A minibar is a machine that makes everything expensive. When I take something out of the minibar, I always fathom that I'll go and replace it before they check it off, but they make that stuff impossible to replace. I go to the store and ask, "Do you have coke in a glass harmonica? ...Do you have individually wrapped cashews?"
*I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
*It's hard to dance if you just your lost wallet. "Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is funky..."
*It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
*Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger. "...Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?
*If I was a locksmith, I'd be pimping that out man. I'll trade you a free key duplication for... That joke made me laugh before I could finish it, which is good, because it had no ending.
*I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..."
*I wrote a letter to my dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so i crossed it out and wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of shit you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away...
*I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone needs to get ahold of me they just say, "Mitch," and I say, "what" and turn my head slightly...
*Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.
*I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
*I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes.
*People teach their dogs to sit, it's a trick. I've been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.
*My friend said to me, "You know what I like? Mashed potatoes." I was like, "Dude, you have to give me time to guess. If you're going to quiz me you have to insert a pause."
*I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
*An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
*I used to be a hot-tar roofer. Yeah, I remember that day...
*A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
*I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs.
*That would be cool if you could eat a good food with a bad food and the good food would cover for the bad food when it got to your stomach. Like you could eat a carrot with an onion ring and they would travel down to your stomach, then they would get there, and the carrot would say, "It's cool, he's with me."
*If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible...
*I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
*I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips...
*If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
*I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
*My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got half way. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.
*Every time I go and shave, I assume there is somebody else on the planet shaving as well, so I say, "I'm gonna go shave too."
*Why are there no during pictures.
*I have an underwater camera just in case I crash my car into a river, and at the last minute I see a photo opportunity of a fish that I have never seen.
*I had a velco wallet in a casino. That sound annoyed the hell out of me. Whenever I lost money, and I opened the wallet, it was like the sound of my addiction.
*Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets.
*I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.
*My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head.
*I wish I could play little league now. I'd be way better than before.
*I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.
*I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine.
*I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.
*I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth.
*The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'll say, "Just press two for a while, when I answer, you'll know that you've pressed two enough."
*My lucky number is 4 billion, that doesn't come in real handy when your gambling. I'm gonna need some more dice, 4 billion divided by 6, at least.
*A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.
*You know they call corn-on-the-cob, "corn-on-the-cob", but that's how it comes out of the ground. They should just call it corn, and every other type of corn, corn-off-the-cob. It's not like if someone cut off my arm they would call it "Mitch", and then re-attached it, and call it "Mitch-all-together".
*I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.
*On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana?
*My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.
*I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. There's a large out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside.
*I wrote my friend a letter with a highlighting pen, but he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.
*I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwhiches? All-encompassingly...
*I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out. They sold their soul to the devil, and the devil is dill...
*...and then at the end of the letter I like to write "P.S. - this is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.
*I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.
*I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
*The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
*My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so, Yeah." |
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| Happy Birthday |
[Apr. 27th, 2005|08:17 pm] |
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17 years ago today I was born... and life as you know it got beter. LoL, im just kidding. But seriously today is my birthday. I am 17 today and surprisingly still have the brain capacity of an 8 year old. LoL. |
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| Junior Prom 2005 |
[Apr. 23rd, 2005|01:05 pm] |
So, your looking at Kenwood high schools junior prom king. there is the shocker of the century. i beat out the soccer star, and one of the junior class officers. lol. so yea, needless to say im pretty happy. but it was kinda weird winning because alot of people i had no clue who they were started comeing up and asking me for dances. i was like... ok. and there was a "Keith" chant going on. lol. and all my freinds got on there knees and started bowing to me. it was awsome. i had a great time, and convinced steph to dance. lol. shes not that bad at it. thats all i really gotta say about it, post lots of comments for your king. lol.
Keith And Steph
10-21-04 |
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| The New Pope! |
[Mar. 31st, 2005|04:17 pm] |
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so its spring break, and im boread. these are the kind of conversations i have when im bored...
SquirlyRules202: dude, the pope is gonna die
punksk8erkid15: is he?
SquirlyRules202: yea man, hes been sick for like a month, and i just heard on the news thats hes just getting worse
punksk8erkid15: damn
SquirlyRules202: craig... you know what we need to do!
punksk8erkid15: become pope?
SquirlyRules202: exactly
SquirlyRules202: craig... go be the new pope!
punksk8erkid15: okay!!!
punksk8erkid15: what do i do
SquirlyRules202: ummm, be all holy and shit, and like... wave.
punksk8erkid15: i can do the wave part
SquirlyRules202: 50%... good enough, be the new pope
punksk8erkid15: okay i will
SquirlyRules202: lol
punksk8erkid15: do i get to wear that white hat?
punksk8erkid15: and the thing that looks like a white cape?
SquirlyRules202: not untill you give ur first speach... then you get to wear the hat
SquirlyRules202: before that, i get to wear the hat
SquirlyRules202: because im your manager
punksk8erkid15: you know me and speeches dont go together
punksk8erkid15: "Hi,im your new pope,do what i say or you will get AIDS"
punksk8erkid15: thats what im saying
SquirlyRules202: ummm, lip sink it, like ashley simpson. ill write the speaches, cuz u suck at it
punksk8erkid15: i thought mine was good
SquirlyRules202: good for a crack head pope, but you dont wanna die like the old one
SquirlyRules202: cuz u say that, people with aids are gonna like... throw rocks at you or something
punksk8erkid15: but i'll die happy, be getting all the bitches and all
punksk8erkid15: then they will get aids again
SquirlyRules202: the pope cant get all the bitches
punksk8erkid15: watch me
SquirlyRules202: you cant have sex if ur the pope
punksk8erkid15: watch me
punksk8erkid15: im gonna put that shit on kazaa too
SquirlyRules202: thats it craig, u cant be pope, pat will have to be the new pope.
SquirlyRules202: pat, you gotta be the new pope!
xRadiatingxEyes: huh?
punksk8erkid15: yeah right, pat will be banging all the bitches!!! |
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| Alrighty |
[Mar. 19th, 2005|09:16 pm] |
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so, lets put yet another post of keiths life. most of you should be getting used to how i do these. ill go for about a month without posting anything and then i will post my life story subject at a time. shall we start? i think we shall...
girlfriend: freaking sweet, what more to say. happyer than i have ever been in my life. i love steph with every fiber of my being.
school: ummm, getting beter i think. got 2 papers due by tuesday, so i think monday im just gonna go over stephs and crank them both out. they are both 2 pages double spaced so im thinking i can get them done in an hour tops. once i get them out of the way im sure school will be on a happyer note for me.
work: i quit! lol. now im trying to get used to not haveing to go to work every night. ive actualy started reading alot more, ya know, had to find something to fill the free time.
friends: my best friend in the whole world is moveing back to maryland... well he is 98.99% sure that he is. lol. cant freaking wait. on another note i am really pissed at myself. my cousin has been going through alot of shit lately and i havent been around for him, at all. i mean i dont know what the hell is wrong with me. someone i have known all of my life. my true friend, and i dont have the god damn time of day for him. i mean i love seeing steph every day now that i dont have the play, but seriously i could go over his house once in a while. i dunno. all i do know is im pissed at myself for it and i want to change it. me and him alwayse said that when we got into the same school we would see eachother all the time. now we are in the same school and we never see each other. it sucks.
family: family is good. im moveing soon so the kummer family house has gotten kinda hektick but im sure i will manage.
band: o hear is the subject of the week. i had to quit my old band DeAd CoDe. both because of personal reasons and others. so me and my friend jake were gonna try and start something. problem is its been 2 weeks and we havent talked about it. so i decided to try back out for Days To Remember, except now its a totally new band called This Never Was. problem there, im all pumped to try out, i go over there, and i choked. i sucked. i crashed and i burned. they had me sing a song i threw lyrics to in about 2 days. i liked my chorus but my verses wernt so good. i was so worried about my verses, and not sucking on my chorus, i was so worried about everything i tensed up and i sucked. doubt they will be giving me a call back. lol. maby, ya never know. weirder things have happend in the life of keith. still i doubt it though.
on a brighter note in this subject i am learning drums. now i know alot of people that read this are thinking "o man hes trying a new instrument to be cool." not really. i am trying the drums, not to be a drummer, but to be a more well rounded musician. im not to bad on the guitar, pretty good on bass, and when it wants to my voice isent all that horrible either. not saying im really great at any of these but i can hold my own when it comes down to it. like i said before, im takeing this time for me. im gonna learn the drums, and probably buy a drumset, and also try to get beterat guitar bass and singing. now yet again let me re-state... in no way do i consider myself awsome at any of these. and in no way do i want to become a drummer of a band. and in no way... well i ran out of in no ways. but you get the point. figured id say it a couple of times to remind, the normal people who like to rag on me, about the true facts.
lets see... girlfriend, work, school, friends, family, band... what am i missing? o yea... life in general.
life in general: life is good i guess you could say. i got my learners the other day so that makes life i little bit beter. a few points i wish i could polish up is my grades in a couple of classes. and i wish i had more time to write my movies. and i wish i had more time for all of my friends. and i wish i was there for my cousin. and i wish i could play all my instruments beter. but like i said... life is good.
Keith And Steph
10-21-04 |
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| ... (Continued) |
[Mar. 6th, 2005|01:38 pm] |
Well the play is over... one of the biggest stressers of my life is over and done with. i had a shit load of fun doing it, but in a way im kinda glad its done. and i can say with a true face that we kicked some serious ass. so to celibrate the play me and some friends went out last night. first off we went to the cast party, but it wasent any fun so we left in like 5 minutes. lol. so it was me, ben, stallion, jenn, shannon, collin, kat, and some of bens friends went to Dennys. o man, we had a shit load of fun just chilling. Shannon kept saying how her other friends never had fun like that and she cant remember the last time she spent the whole night laughing. so im kinda happy that she had fun. and i saw a side of her ive never seen before. i never knew she was so cool. i can see me and her becomeing pretty good friends.
so i saw Jenn K. last night. she came to see the play and if i would have known she was out there i would have been 100 times more scared. it was so good to see her. shes such an awsome person and i wish her the very best in life, because that is what she deservs.
Luv ya Jenn!
well cant really think of anything els to typ. so im gonna leave it off here. peace out. |
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[Mar. 6th, 2005|02:42 am] |
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so i figure ill tell you all about my night... another time. good night! |
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| ok. so im updateing again. |
[Feb. 24th, 2005|11:36 am] |
ok. so im updateing again because the first update was just me being bored and typing my song for the play. so here we go, this is the real one.
play practice is starting to get a bit beter. but thats only hitting a rock botom low. we suck all kinds of bad. ive been through 3 kenwood plays, 2 as stage manager and then this one as part of the cast. we have the best talent by far for this play. but there is no heart. people have no determination. not in whole. there is a big handfull of people who are working there ass off but the rest of the cast who really doesent give a fuck is bringing them down. the play looks so so so freaking bad. we mess up on all of our songs... even me. i mess up on my own song. i know the words by heart, but i get out there and i just go poof... no more brain. lol. and people are messing up on their lines. even me. i know all my lines. you ask me any of my lines i can tell them to you. i get out there and poof... no more brain. i improvise as much as i can to keep the sceene going. thank god julie knows what the hell she is doing. or els i would bomb even more. and the worst of all. WHAT THE FUCK! GET THE HELL OUT ON STAGE! what the hell makes people think they dont need to be on stage. we had 2 main charachters just not walk out. i have no idea where the were. i have no freking clue. i know where the wernt... on stage. lol. one sceen sarah (louise) dident come out. good thing amanda (edna) could improvise enough to get the sceene finished. and the mics. holy god the mics. people thought the mics were bad last year. holy hell people have no idea what mic they should have, who has the mic. i just made a new chart after EVERYONE asking me to make it. i guess mine last year wasent that bad. but this play was so much harder because you have at least 20 people who need mics, and 11 mics to hand out some people are gonna get cut. so right now im still trying to fix the cinks. i swear man. i really hate not haveing enough mics. its gonna come down to the fact that hey, were sorry, but you cant have a mic. and people get pissed. but my mic chart, if you go on stage and u need a mic, apsotivly need a mic, you have one. except for 3 people. ben (jughead) never has a mic in the whole play. ben has one of the loudest voices. and all of his solo songs are at the edge of the stage, standing next to 2 people who do have mics. so he doesent need one. i tryed, giving him one would mean at least 2 other parts cant have one. and then there is Kevin (donald) he stands behind a bar the entire play. he comes out 3 times i think. that boy does have a loud voice. not the loudest but still its loud. so what im gonna do is mic the bar. hide a mic somewhere on the serface of the bar. i already have a great idea to where to hide it. this way he technically would alwayse have a mic. now he does come out and he has a solo in 2 songs. i made it so that he will have a bodie mic for those 2 songs. then when he has to come out and sing in the dark as me... he can take the handheld with him. i mean hell, he is supposed to have one anyway. then there is me. keith (ziggy) I have a hand held mic for my song. but then i come out on stage and i have no mic. i talk loud, and i am standing next to julie who has a mic. you hear me perfictly fine. so that im not worried about. but anyway, i need to stop typing and get to fixing it up some more. there has to be a beter way, so i just keep trying new charts, over and over, untill i find it. peace out. |
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| Oh Baby is F*cking stuck in my god damn head! |
[Feb. 24th, 2005|11:25 am] |
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Oh Baby, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby!
Oh Baby, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby!
She rocks when she rolls, rolls when she rocks.
Ma ma ma ma baby makes my heart go TICK TOCK!
Shes looking real good, looking real fine gives me itty bitty chills up and down my spine. She wiggles when she walks, and giggles when she talks, Im hopeing and a praying that *She'll be mine!*
Ba ba ba baby? *Yes*
Ba ba ba baby? *Yes*
Ba ba ba baby baby baby!
Oh Baby, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby!
Oh Baby, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby!
She rocks when she rolls, rolls when she rocks.
Ma ma ma ma baby makes my heart go TICK TOCK!
Shes looking real nice, im telling no lie shes my honey-bunny-rama-lama-cutie-pie. She wiggles when she walks, and giggles when she talks, My bloods about to boil now i *Gotta reply!*
Ba ba ba baby? *Yes*
Ba ba ba baby? *Yes*
Ba ba ba baby baby baby!
(Alright, everyone help me out now. Put your hands together just one time. Thats it, thats it. Ahhhhh your looking good!)
My babys got me sweating turning inside out, my mouth is hanging open but i just cant shout. My bodie wont move when the girls around, got me reeling got me feeling like im upside down. My knees shart shakeing, im sizzleing like bacon. My livers all aquiver and im melting like butter. My nervs are a hopping, eyes are a popping. Cant hardly talk i just a stammer and a studder.
Ba ba ba baby? *Yes*
Ba ba ba baby? *Yes*
Ba ba ba baby baby baby!
Oh Baby, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby!
Oh Baby, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby!
She rocks when she rolls, rolls when she rocks.
Ma ma ma ma baby makes my heart go TICK TOCK!
Oh Baby, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby!
Oh Baby, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baby!
She rocks when she rolls, rolls when she rocks.
Ma ma ma ma baby makes my heart go TICK TOCK!
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| Cell Phone |
[Feb. 20th, 2005|06:48 pm] |
I got a cell phone!
If you want to call me the number is 443-416-7056.
But dont call to much, its a pre-paid so I dont have many minutes.
But if you Text me, its free for me to recive.
So you can do that.
That is all.
Peace!
Keith And Steph
10-21-04 |
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| This Is Directed Towards No One! |
[Feb. 18th, 2005|03:48 pm] |
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alright i just wrote this whole speach of ranting and raveing. but i deleted it. dident wanna piss anyone off. peace out. |
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| Havent been here in a while... |
[Feb. 7th, 2005|06:50 pm] |
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| | Slipknot - Left Behind | ] |
So what, i havent updated in a while. this will probably be a pretty long post then. ok, letsa go.
me and steph are doing GREAT! i could have never thought that i would find someone that makes me as happy as she does. i really do love her. and for the first time im really happy when it comes to relationships. normally after 3 and a half months there would be something upsetting me about the person... nope... not with steph. she is my everything, and i love her with all of my heart. now some of you may be sitting there thinking "keith, how can you love someone when you have only been dateing them for 3 and a half months?" well to answer your question i really dont know. i just do. i know it in my heart that i love her and thats how i can say it after dateing for 3 and a half months. not to mention the fact that i have been friends with her for about a year or so, and we talked for about 2 months before dateing. so in my head i have a pretty good feeling that i love her. and time really doesent tell you when you love somone... the heart does.
im taking steph out to dinner this saterday, because valentines day had to be all kinds of jewish and be on a monday this year. lol. so its me, her, kevin and his girlfriend sarah are double dateing. we are going to my work. The Manor Tavern. expensive ass food... but it should be good. im thinking the bill should hit about a buck 30 before the night is over. but she is worth it. and im splitting the bill with kevin... so im not to worried about it.
DeAd CoDe is going good. we still need a drummer after kicking chuck out. and we as a band decided we will be having 2 singers / frontmen. me and sami. sami will be doing most of the singing, i will be doing a good part of it. enough to keep me from slipping into a back up singer position. and im learning how to scream. i can... sorta. i can get my screaming to sound ... ok ... but i need alot of work. im gonna ask my friend cory, singer of plague of agony, to help me out with it. so i should sound pretty good by the time our first show comes around. not saying our first show is gonna be any time soon. lol we are no where near ready. we have one original almost done, and one in the starting phases. im pretty happy about it. we sound good so far. once we get a drummer we should sound beter. lol.
school is going pretty good. i have to pass the next 2 quarters and the final in us history in order to pass for the year... and i have 2 huge ass projects due soon... but all in all my grades are getting beter and i should have it all turned around by next week. i really dont wanna fail us history. i dont wanna have to take it in summer school. i really need to put a fire under my ass and start pullng my weight. my goal is to make honor roll for this quarter and last quarter. chances of that happening depends on my 2 big projects.
work is ok i guess. i just cut back my hours to get ready to quit. i wanna try to cut my hours back to about 15 a week so that its not that big of a hurt when i quit. i cant wait to move and get a new job. it should be a hell of alot beter to get a job where my boss isent a crack feind. but for right now, im staying where im at, not gonna enjoy it, but there is no use in complaining.
school musical. here is the big to do. its going ok i guess. a few chinks in the system... but still pretty good. i have my lines down and my song. so theres no problems with me. but we are really low on mics this year. and this is the first year where we really.... really need em... alot of them. so it will probably end up being really really gay when 90%of the actors dont get mic'ed. o well. i get to see my Ziggy Springer costume tomarrow..... whoopie! lol. i bet you money that they are gonna have my wearing a tight ass jumpsuit. just to fuck with me. lol. like i said... o well.
so as many of u know already, i am being a very good dude and takeing my friend julie to her senior prom. and no im not gonna wear a pink tux. in fact i need to talk to her because i found this really nice tux i wanna rent... but i gotta know what color her dress is so that i can order my vest accordingly. my goal is to be the best date ever. lol. let julie go out with a bang. im gonna be as funny as can be, gonna be as nice as can be, and im really gonna try to dance... probably gonna fail, but still gonna try. lol. what i think is funny is that when i offerd, julie though i was jokeing with her. she went about 3 days thinking i was just jokeing. lol, when she finally found out i was serious she was all kinds of happy. o... o yea... NO! im not cheating on my girlfriend. and YES i have been asked that. lol. i am takeing julie as a friend, and steph knows that, and steph thinks i am doing a good thing. so everyone who thinks im messing around on steph... go get a spoon, and eat out my ass crack. i still hope i dont have to fork out a shit load of money for the limo. lol.
ok, i definatly cant go a whole post without throwing this in there. i miss my best freidn rob more than anything! every freaking time i eat new england clam couder... every time i sing... every time i go to ultra zone... every time i go out on stage... every time i write a new script for a movie... every time i go to fudruckers... every time i go to McDonals i want to order 6 double cheeseburgers, 2 large drinks, and 2 large fries, then i look to my right and see robs not there... damnit i miss my best friend in every aspect of life. i swear to god even if i have to whore myself out on the streets... more than i already do... just so that i can fly my ass down there to stay with him for 2 weeks. it sucks having ur best friend halfway accross country. i should be able to drive and have a car by this summer. so i may just drive down. i dont care, ill start now and walk down. i dont care. im seeing him this summer. even if i have to fly his ass up here. which i am going to do. i need to talk to him, but i still want him to fly in to see the play. ok, im gonna stop bitching about a guy... im starting to sound gay. lol.
so thats my life... i might have forgot a topic, but who cares. this thing was getting to long anyway. peace out people.
Keith And Steph
10-21-04 |
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[Jan. 25th, 2005|10:44 pm] |
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Ummmm... nothing much to talk about lately. Havent really been updateing this thing, dont really see the need. My life has been running as normal. School (grades could be beter...) work (pay and hours could be beter...) band (still need a singer, trying out one, wonder how she will do...) steph (no troubles in paradise, i love her with all of my heart...) play (noone listens to me anymore, now that i am part of the cast insted of part of the crew, i get no say in anything. not to talk myself up but i have good ideas, noone will listen. i guess ill keep my ideas to myself and just look good on stage...) friends (havent seen much of them. been drifting away from collin, gotta stop that. havent seen jeff in forever, nore have i hung out with jake. havent been to ultrazone in a while. rob is in texas, im screwed there. but it will all work itself out once the play is over. the damn thing takes up to much of my time...) family (what the hell can i say, my family is awsome...)
well that is the gist of my life right now. its pretty good. im a C student makeing midimum wage while working in the school play. i have a up and comeing band... and not to mention the BEST FUCKING GIRLFRIEND LIFE COULD HAVE EVER GIVIN ME!
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[Jan. 16th, 2005|02:49 pm] |
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| Start Of A New Life |
[Jan. 15th, 2005|11:53 pm] |
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ok, so heres whats been down. ill start at the begining of this week. nothing to to interesting happends untill tuesday. i was sick monday so i show up to school on tuesday and im haveing a good day. untill 5th period rolls around. so i show up and this new teacher, mrs hudson, starts yelling at us all about 3 projects we must do, 3 days apart from one another. little background on mrs. hudson. the class origanly has a teacher called mrs. kissle. well she got pregnant with twins and went on leave. so we got mrs. page. she was awsome. she was nice and everything, and was really easy on us as far as gradeing. well we find out mrs. kissle is not comeing back. and sence mrs. page is not certified to teach little kids, we needed a new teacher. so we get mrs. hundson. TOTAL BITCH! she hates white people for one.. i am convinced of this. and she is so confuseing. she tells us like 3 projects, and doesent tell us when any of them are due. and then yells at us when we dont turn them in 2 days later. total spazz! so i go to guidance, and i talk to my counsler and i get the ok to drop the class and become an aid. i dont need the class, its an elective. so i tell mrs. hudson and she gets pissed at me. and refuses to sign the papers because she says they are faulse. so i had to go back to guidance to get different papers and a note from the office. ill be giving them to her on tuesday, and thats my last day. after that, im out.
well thursday rolls around, and for play practice, we had to be off of book for act one. now i am only in one sceene in act one, so i dident have any problems. it was just fun doing the whole act for once, and seeing people mess up. jullie was absent, i think shes really sick. hopefully she gets beter.
so friday night my girlfriends parents ask me if i want to stay the night. yea, u read right... my girlfriends parents ask if i want to stay the night. and of course i say yes. so that night i went with steph and her family to her grandmas house for her birthday. i got to meet the family, so im happy. they seem to like me. we go back to stephs and me and her watch a couple of movies and go to bed.
saterday i wake up at stephs. the plan was at 12:30 kevin was supposed to pick me up and have tim with him for band practice. well tim runs late, and they dont leave kevins till about 2... insted of 1. well it hits 1:30 and i remember me and kevin and tim were supposed to meet chuck at kenwood. so i ran to kenwood hoeping to catch him. i show up, and hes not there. so i sit in the cold for a half an hour waiting for kevin. he finally gets there with tim and we drive to my house for band practice.
band practice went ok. wasent awsome, but it dident suck either. we got the timeing down for our song. tim is haveing a bit of trouble with the chorus, and im haveing a bit of trouble with the intro. but all in all it sounded pretty good. considering we have no singer, and the drummer wasent there. lol.
well i just got home from work tonight, worked 6 hours, but today was pay day, so i got through it ok. tomarrow is a second day of band practice. hopefully we can get all of the timeing quarks worked out for our song. that way when chuck is ready to play with us, we can get it done nice and fast.
Keith And Steph
10-21-04 |
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[Jan. 9th, 2005|06:08 pm] |
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well i have finally made my way into a band. this saterday will be the first practice of Dead Code.
i have been trying to join a new band sence i left Accept Jeff. well my friend kevin and i have alwayse been tinkering with the idea of starting a band. Kevin is one of the best local guitarists i have ever heard. and im not to bad on my bass. so we had about 50% of what we needed. well we wernt finding anyone so i went and put myself on baltimore bands. i got a couple of reply's. thats when me and kevin found chuck. ive actually known him for a long time but ive never known that he can play drums. we get to talking and he tells me he wants to join me and kevin. we now have enough to start the band. well me and kevin start talking and we come up with the idea that i can sing and play bass at the same time, untill we find a beter singer. just so that we can get band practice starting. we are going to be practiceing in my room. ow my room is not that big, so im going to move everything out of it except for my bed and a dresser. so that we will have room to play.
so right now all i have to do is clean out my room or everything in it. and i need to go buy a pa system. i have a good ass amp already, kevin has an ok amp, and chuck has a good drum set. so im pretty happy, pretty excited. peace out.
Keith and Steph
10-21-04 |
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